Sagittarius guys

The Archer Sagittarius

The Archer Sagittarius

Sagittarius guys: What lucky fool guys they are! Sagittarius is ruled by Jupiter, a gas giant, and it’s the lucky star. Sag guys make great comedians because the world is always laughing at their dumb mistakes. Which is too bad because Mr. Sagittarius is laughing, all the way to the bank. Not always a smart choice for fishing tournaments because the Sagittarius is liable to turn the boat over — and then catch the biggest fish.

Grocery store: Shopping for more mundane foodstuffs with a Sagittarius is a bit of a drag because it’s so pedestrian. However, if you can get your Sagittarius into the grocery store, you’re up for a good ride because it’s fun. Sagittarius is the sign that turns the shopping cart into a skateboard. Sag will also knock over the row of cans, upset the displays, and generally make a nuisance of himself except that everyone present will find it comical. One line I’ve heard before, at the grocery store, “I’ve never seen someone your age ride on a cart like that…” and that’s a typical response. It’s a lot like going to the store with a child in tow. Just be careful you don’t let your Sag loose in the cereal department because he’s just got to have some of the latest market driven cereal, something that is all sugar and no nutrition. Just surrender and enjoy the adventure.

Shopping at midnight: This is the greatest of Sagittarius adventures, a foray into midnight retail. In fact, the Sagittarius was heading up to the store a little earlier, he just got distracted, there was a band at the club he wanted to see, then he had to stop off for some late dinner because the Blue Plate Special was a favorite, and then it’s after midnight when he finally gets to the store. Better plan on it taking some time. He’s going to look at some athletic wear, perhaps a new pair of shorts, and in true Sag fashion he’ll buy a month’s supply of men’s underwear, a 5 for $10 deal (because he doesn’t have time to do laundry), then there’s the cowboy hats, and maybe a belt because his waist size keeps expanding and contracting. Sporting goods are popular, as are auto parts. He might even pick up some cleaning supplies, too, but don’t count on them ever getting used. Then there’s the magazine and book section in the super store. Not exactly a place for highbrow literature studies, but very few Sagittarius types can escape looking at the books section. And school supplies, you know you can never have enough pens, pencils, paper, notebooks, and so forth….

Brick wall: A large, fixed object is no obstacle, not for a gallant Sagittarius. Look at the most common symbol for Sagittarius, it’s a little arrow, pointing up. When a Sagittarius comes up to this brick wall, what he’s inclined to do is bounce right over the wall. He might even trip, getting over it. Sagittarius is the master of deflection detection, too, “Problem, what problem? I don’t see a problem here….”

Bait: Sagittarius: Baby Trout — No commitment, non-recourse spicy food in a foreign land. Or BBQ at Black’s in Lockhart. Either way, the baby trout lure works. Offer that Sagittarius fish something that looks different. In fact, some of the biggest bass in Texas have been caught on this lure. So it’s BBQ or baby trout, but something with a little bit of spice helps because it’s always easy to hook a Sagittarius fish, but getting that trophy into the net and on the stringer is a bigger challenge. Sag fish are frequently called, “The one that got away.”

Body part: Hips and thighs.

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